I could just be the most awkward person you’ll ever meet. I always
seem to find myself in these weird situations, the kind where you just want to curl up
and disappear from the face of the earth. Yeah, I’ve been very well apt in these
unfortunate dispositions for more than once in my 23 years on this earth. As I try to humor myself with this
entry, I would like to give you a recap of the topmost events that showcases my
most embarrassing awkward moments/monologues of all time. Drum roll please.
The awkward moment with
my cute hot boss. This was on my second day at work. In my defense, he did offer me and my fellow intern a free
lunch the day before.
(At the office hall way, it was 5 minutes before lunch time)
April: “I’m almost done
uploading this file in the site, is there anything else you want me to
prioritize?”
Boss: “Ok, do you want to get together now to discuss?”
April: (baffled and
flattered) “you mean, over LUNCH?”
Boss: “No, in my office.”
The awkward moment at
the Disney Store. I
was picking out a present for a friend, I was with Royce who was wearing a
brown leather jacket. I was prancing around the store like a little girl with a
stuffed toy in my arms and pranced my way beside a guy (who I thought was
Royce) wearing almost the exact same leather jacket.
April: (as I pranced my way beside this stranger)
Wanna go upstairs with me? (then realizing that it was not Royce)
Stranger: (shocked) uhmmm.. I don’t know why you want
to go upstairs but sure, We can go upstairs! Hahaha.
April: I’m so sorry, I thought you were someone else. Really
sorry.
*I wanted to hide myself behind Pooh bear*
The awkward moment at
the airplane. I
bumped into this high school friend (who I thought was gay) while I was waiting
for my flight to Manila. Turns out, he was also in the same flight and
coincidentally enough we were seated right next to each other.
April: “You look like you’re very happy with your life
now..”
Friend: “Yeah… maybe because I’m in love!”
April: “Oh wow! No wonder you have this certain glow.
How long have you been in love?”
Friend: “It’s only been 3 months actually”
April: “I see… Who’s the lucky GUY?”
Friend: (his happy face
suddenly collapsed into a blow of disappointment) "Ahhhhmm.. GIRL."
April: “OH MY GOD.. IM SO SORRY. So you’re not -”
Friend: (interrupts) “NO, I’m not.”
(the airplane just started taxiing around the runway)
April: “I am sooo sorry. So stupid of me to assume..”
Friend: (forcing a smile) “It’s OK.”
*Longest 1 hour flight of my life*
The awkward moment in the Faculty room. This was way
back in college when I bumped into my crush at the teacher’s lounge. He was on
his way inside of the room and I was on my way out. As I swung the door open, I
accidentally brushed off his left arm and somehow our palms got into contact
for a split second. I got so excited that I told my friend, who was waiting
outside for me, about our split-second-palm-encounter. As I was soo giddy and
loud telling my friend this, she just had a straight face the whole time. She told
me to look behind me, and as I turned around; My crush was staring at me with a
knowing smirk in his face. UGH. I never made eye contact with him for the rest of my life in college.
*FML*
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